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Everyone else has a web site these days, so I figured, why not me, too?
Take Chances
Tell the truth
Date someone totally wrong for you
Say no
Spend all your cash
Fall in love
Get to know someone
random
Be random
Say I love you
Sing out loud
Laugh at stupid jokes
Cry
Apologize
Tell someone how
much they mean to you
Tell a jerk what
you think
Laugh til your stomach
hurts and your eyes water
Live life
and most of all...have no regrets!!

Thoughts 1. The best way to get even is to forget... 2.
Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death... 3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts... 4. Some
folks wear their halos much too tight... 5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth... 6.
Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, then perhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea!. 7. Sorrow
looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up... 8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get
knocked down by the traffic from both ways. 9. Words are windows to the heart. 10. A skeptic is a person who, when he
sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery. 11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill just
add a little dirt. 12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person-it's being the right person. 13. The mighty
oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground. 14. Too many people offer God prayers, with claw marks all over them. 15.
The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it. 16. To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then
discover the prisoner was you. 17. You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is alive! 18. It's
all right to sit on your pitty pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done. 19. You'll notice that
a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck... 20. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence,
you can bet the water bill is higher.
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What's New?
A True History Lesson > > > Have
a history teacher explain this----- if he/she can. > > Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. >
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. > > Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.. > John
F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. > > Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. > Both
wives lost their children while living in the White House. > > Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. >
Both Presidents were shot in the head. > > Now it gets really weird. > > Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy. > Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. > > Both were assassinated by Southerners. > Both
were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. > > Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. >
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. > > John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was
born in 1839. > Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. > > Both assassins were
known by their three names. > Both names are composed of fifteen letters. > > Now hang on to your seat. > >
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford..' > Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.' > >
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a > warehouse. > Kennedy was shot from a warehouse
and his assassin ran and hid in a > theater. > > Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. > >
And here's the kicker... > > A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland > A week before
Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. > > Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: > >
Hey, this is one history lesson people don't mind reading

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